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Text Me Pt.2 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Text Me Pt.2

Male/male pairing. Don't like, don't read It was Monday, and my first class of the day. My professor was a pretentious old windbag who cared more about telling us about himself than about anything useful. All his lectures were printed up on power points. I'd skip, except that he sent around a sign-in sheet and used attendance as part of our grade. So here I was, sitting in the back of class, sending text messages to nobody. I hate this class. It isn't really a secret. No one likes this class. It was true. From my vantage point in the back row, I could see all that was going on below me and what my egotistical professor was either ignoring

Mood Mint Madness Pt.8 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Mood Mint Madness Pt.8

DRARRY! Male/male slash! Don't like, don't read! The Slytherins were getting restless, even Harry could tell that much, and he'd never been particularly good at observing such things. They all seemed to hold their collective breaths whenever Harry came in range of their elected leader, tensing up at his approach and only relaxing once he'd left. For his part, Draco had pointedly not looked at him whenever this occurred. Harry didn't know what to think of this behaviour, but it made him nervous. Did they know what was going on with him and Draco? Well, good for them, because he for one still had no bloody clue. He wondered what Draco had to

Text Me Pt.1 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Text Me Pt.1

Male/male pairing. Don't like, don't read I can't do this today. I paused, looking down at the mobile cupped carefully in my hands, curved up to hide the screen. I was in my room, alone. No one could see me, but I still felt like this was secret. Hesitating for a moment, I considered whether or not to send it. I pressed the button a moment later, sending the message off into the ether. It was an old number. It was one I'd used in high school, before I'd had it changed. No one was using it anymore, so it's not as if sending stray thoughts via text would do any harm. It felt odd though, having it down in words, this moment of vulnerability.

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Mood Mint Madness Pt.6 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Mood Mint Madness Pt.6

DRARRY SLASH! No like, no read! The next day, Harry was walking to Potions when he saw Malfoy walking ahead of him, by himself. Perfect. He looked in his bag and picked out a paper blossom from the multitude he'd filled the inside with. He had spent the entire night previous going through the book and picking out things that made him think of Malfoy. He was prepared for however often he ran into the Slytherin, for at least a day. He sped up his steps and just as he was passing Malfoy, spun on his heel, into the other boy's path. Malfoy drew up short, and it looked very much like he had no idea what to expect. Harry smiled widely at him and

Mood Mint Madness Pt.5 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Mood Mint Madness Pt.5

DRARRY SLASH No like, no read! Harry sat in one of Dumbledore's chairs munching on a biscuit, waiting for Hermione to finish explaining the functions of Fred and George's mints. In typical Hermione fashion, she hadn't simply told Dumbledore her conclusion, she first had to take him through every single step of how her suspicions had been raised, theories tested and conclusions reached based on her previous week's worth of experiments. She had charts. Harry sat back and let her lecture roll over him, occasionally eating a biscuit or lemon drop. Dumbledore was also sitting back and waiting for her to finish with the slight difference being th

Mood Mint Madness Pt.4 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Mood Mint Madness Pt.4

DRARRY SLASH! No like, no read! The mints showed up the next morning, as promised, and Hermione immediately took over operations, taking a mint herself as well as strategically giving several of the other Gryffindors samples as well. She had spent the previous evening drawing up a chart, and as soon as the package arrived, meticulously counted out how many there were to work with. "We must not allow Malfoy to get ahold of these ones," Hermione said sternly. "Therefore, they will remain in my bag. It has Anti-Jinx charms all over it, so it should be harder for him to get into." Harry's had a hole in the bottom corner, and his ink bottle had

Mood Mint Madness Pt.3 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Mood Mint Madness Pt.3

DRARRY SLASH! No like, no read! Malfoy was really beginning to alarm Harry. He was following Harry around the castle, just far enough back that whenever Harry tried to turn around to catch him, he'd slip away before Harry could get to him. Harry had no idea what had brought this on, only that it was rather worrying. Had Malfoy figured out what the Mood Mints did, or was he still trying to puzzle it out? It's not as if he could just ask the prat. Even Ron and Hermione had noticed. "I'll go push his head in," Ron offered, scowling in the direction of blond hair. "No, Ron, don't," Hermione scolded him. "We need to find out what he's up to,

Midnight Clear by testosterone-tea, literature

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Midnight Clear

DRARRY! Don't like, don't read. One-shot Draco could not believe this was happening to him. "Pansy, you stupid bint!" he hissed. "Get away from me, you treacherous woman!" Pansy pouted, not looking at all repentant. "Come on, Draco!" She whined, scowling at his unwillingness to cooperate with her scheme. "Just kiss me already and be over with it!" The nerve of her. "I'm not kissing you!" he snarled, trying unsuccessfully to back away from her. "You're the one who put me here in the first place!" "But Draco!" she insisted, drawing closer. "You know it's just an excuse. I know you've been wanting to kiss me for ages now! I've seen you loo

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Midnight Clear by testosterone-tea, literature

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Defying Gravity Pt. 1 by testosterone-tea, literature

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Defying Gravity Pt. 1

The alarm blaring next to my ear dragged me out of slumber, just as it did every morning, but the place I awoke to was unfamiliar. My mind slowly rebooted, bringing back the memories. The previous night, I had arrived on a late flight to Space Station New London. Upon being shown to my quarters, I had fallen straight to sleep. "Light." My spoken command was hoarse, but the light in the room blinked on in response. The room was sparsely furnished and the walls were completely blank. If I desired, I could program them to show any image I wanted, but so far I hadn't had any time. In the shared dorm back at the Academy, our walls had always bee

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I'm a same-sex pairing romance writer. I am a published author at Less Than Three Press. Found here --> www.lessthanthreepress.com/boo… I am genderqueer. I am a huge yaoi and yuri shipper, and I write both. My OTP is drarry. If you have a request, go ahead and ask. If I don't know your fandom, no promises.

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Feb 4, 2013

Be my Valentine?

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Hello all my lovelies! It's February now, so I figured I should take down the November one by now. Don't go away! I need you all to hang on one second. So, you may have noticed that I have a Premium Membership, and that's because I won a contest over at Draco-x-Harry-Love (https://www.deviantart.com/draco-x-harry-love) with my deviation "Midnight Clear". Well, along with that, I get to pick the theme for their next contest! Well, since I adore you all terribly, I think that one of you should pick the new theme. So just drop a comment if you think you have a good idea, and I'll pick what I think is the most creative one. Also! If you draw or write Drarry, you should go and enter :dev

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Nov 2, 2012

It's November!

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Hey everyone! So I've just wrapped up my first fic and hoping to move on to another one very shortly. Maybe pop out a few one-shots in between just to keep things rolling. My last fic was a Drarry story for Harry Potter, but I'm a diverse writer. I am a massive fantasy and sci-fi fan. Also have a slight obsession with a few BBC shows like Merlin and Sherlock. So if anyone wants to recommend something for me to write, I'd be up for that. I only do slash and femslash pairings, so do keep that in mind. I also like ATLA/LOK and Hetalia. Throw suggestions at me! I like that. Actually, if you just want to throw stuff at me, I'm okay with that too.

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Oct 11, 2012

Quiz thing!

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Everyone should totally do this quiz thing! I love these things... ~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~ [x] You're Incredibly Lustful/Sexual. [X] Sex Is Almost Always On Your Mind. [x] You Could Make Someone Fall Completely In Love With You By Merely Kissing Them. [x] You're Not A Virgin. [x] You Burn Through Lovers Quickly. [x] You Can Make Love With Someone And Drop Them In The Same Breath. [x] If You Don't "Feed" Your Lust, You Go Insane. [ ] You Have Strong/Long Nails. (What do nails have to do with this?) [X] You Could Get Nearly Anyone You Want. Total: 8 ~WEREWOLF~ [ ] You have a bad temper. [ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast

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kennyxcraig

Mar 10, 2016

Hey Happy Birthday Alex

Living-In-Bliss

Mar 13, 2014

i know I can't say much about updating, but I just love your fics so much!!!!!! I used to check everyday to see if mood mint madness had been updated, it's just such fun

hayamiyuu

Apr 14, 2013

Thank you for the watch~

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Mar 21, 2013

Oya my dear ! Thanks for faving me ! Here is a link to my Cosplay Page if you wanna support me or simply following me there : [link]
It's up to you to like and share, of course !

No worry if you don't have Fb, it's still sweet from you to like my work.

Anytime !

happy birthday!

Thank you for the bday wishes! ^_^

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Apr 19, 2013

anyday! LD